My world's on fire. How about yours?  
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a-darkness-like-mine:

jeffament:

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i’m scrolling through houses on zillow n i found this dude who stores his cassette collection in the bathroom. it belongs here. i’m obsessed

Fuck

maamlet:

maamlet:

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much

supreme-leader-stoat:

supreme-leader-stoat:

kawaiite-mage:

ah shit they’re gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don’t need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

metalbatteryzone:

i feel like i’m being pelted with rocks watching this

noellevanious:

bny83:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

if you have an android phone get newpipe

thank me later.

newpipe is:

  • YouTube without ads
  • YouTube with downloads (you can even download the audio by itself!)
  • YouTube with subscriptions and playlists without logging in
  • completely free.

this is not sponsored newpipe just absolutely fucks

newpipe also has a grade A privacy rating on tosdr.org, in contrast to youtube’s grade C

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It works with Soundcloud and Bandcamp too holy shit

old-flesh:

avoidbeing:

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

radiofreederry:

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The Cubans sold their ray guns to Taylor

internetwesley:

crimewave420:

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Sacred ground…..

Imagine the feeling of playing a melee placement bracket on the spot where the ball pit was.
Haunting.

greenestlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

galoosreblogger:

captainfalloutfries:

im gonna kill myself laughing one of these days

ask-kirby-sans:

randomslasher:

lilpunkinp:

starjeweled-alpenglow:

artbymoga:

curlicuecal:

joulssance:

i love one (1) disaster wizard

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Reblogging for that comment ^

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

Oh damn it got better

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

bogleech:

capitalismkillz:

poser-girl:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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He would not fucking say that

Not in public but trust me I’ve known him since I was practically a child